Silly Stuff – “Spinkters” and Badly Timed Owies

The other day Emily looked over at the dog and said, “Daddy! The dog is licking her spinkter [sphincter] again!”

He swears he is at a loss as to where she learned such a word. I just rolled my eyes, “We use that word all the time!”

Well, at least she knows what a sphincter is…

My child has the worst timing in the world. She managed to scrape her nose right before her 5th birthday party, so all of her pictures look as if she has some disfiguring birthmark…

And just in time for Christmas pictures? Some little lady managed to walk into a gate the other day. There were tears, blood, howls of pain, and this…

I love my child. But she has the worst timing for 2011! Here’s hoping it improves in 2012!

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